Arrivederci, Crocodile: Or See You Later, Alligator

by Fred Marcellino

First that dastardly Napoleon kidnapped Crocodile from his beloved Egypt, then he dragged him to Paris to be gawked at, and THEN he tried to eat him!  Luckily our dear croc escaped, but while Parisian life may be galmorous, life in Paris’s sewers is not.  If only Napoleon had taken Crocdile to a more aquatic reptile-friendly city.  Perhaps one with an excess of canals and better food…

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